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Every summer the Canada Geese arrive at Redwood Shores where I work.  They eat a lot of grass and poop a lot of poop, and scare away all the other birds.

Soon they have babies, and the babies grow up, and eat a lot of grass, and poop a lot of poop, and eventually they all swim away into the bay. 

And then the duck comes out again and he's all like "Where did those geese go? I was going to kick their asses." 

He's super cute, but no one believes him.